December 13, 2006
prettyboyrich193 [5:04 PM]: Boobs
Kitteepaws90 [5:04 PM]: Cock.
Kitteepaws90 [5:04 PM]: lol
prettyboyrich193 [5:04 PM]: Lol
prettyboyrich193 [5:04 PM]: How u been kitty?
Kitteepaws90 [5:04 PM]: Ok, I guess.
Kitteepaws90 [5:04 PM]: And you, papi?
prettyboyrich193 [5:05 PM]: I been good good I need some pussy
prettyboyrich193 [5:05 PM]: Lol
Kitteepaws90 [5:05 PM]: -_-
Kitteepaws90 [5:05 PM]: Ok. lol
Kitteepaws90 [5:06 PM]: Go find a slut or something.
Kitteepaws90 [5:06 PM]: lol
prettyboyrich193 [5:06 PM]: So how u been and ur man how u doing u
prettyboyrich193 [5:06 PM]: I mean doing
prettyboyrich193 [5:06 PM]: Lol
Kitteepaws90 [5:06 PM]: Huh? lol
Kitteepaws90 [5:06 PM]: *confushed*
Kitteepaws90 [5:06 PM]: X_X
prettyboyrich193 [5:06 PM]: Nuthing
prettyboyrich193 [5:07 PM]: Kitty ur a slut
prettyboyrich193 [5:07 PM]: But I still luv ya
Kitteepaws90 [5:07 PM]: >/
Kitteepaws90 [5:07 PM]: You whore!
Kitteepaws90 [5:07 PM]: <<*
Kitteepaws90 [5:07 PM]: I'm not a slut...
prettyboyrich193 [5:07 PM]: I know
Kitteepaws90 [5:07 PM]: O_O
Kitteepaws90 [5:07 PM]: -_-
prettyboyrich193 [5:07 PM]: I know ure not
prettyboyrich193 [5:08 PM]: Ur just u
prettyboyrich193 signed off at 5:10 PM
Kitteepaws90 [5:16 PM]: ;-;
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Posted on 09/03/2006 7:24 PM Comments (0)
August 30, 2006
1) The words "New York City" has 11 letters
2) The words "Afghanistan" has 11 letters.
3) "Ramsin Yuseb" (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.
4) "George W. Bush" has 11 letters.
This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:
1) New York is the 11th state.
2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11
6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number
911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.
Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was
254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 +
5 + 4 = 11.
3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.
4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.
Now this is where things get totally eerie:
The most recognised symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is
the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic holy book:
"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle.
The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo,
while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced:
for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace."
That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.
uncovinced about all of this Still ..?! Try this and see how you feel
afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:
Open Microsoft Word and do the following:
1. Type in capitals "Q33 NY". This is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.
2. Highlight the "Q33 NY".
3. Change the font size to 48.
4. Change the font to "WINGDINGS".
Posted on 08/30/2006 9:45 PM Comments (0)
July 25, 2006
(Me and my #1 papi laughin' it up and jokin' about stupid shit. Enjoy!)
AnsemXSephiroth [8:44 AM]: o.o
AnsemXSephiroth [8:44 AM]: The IM closed
AnsemXSephiroth [8:44 AM]: ;-;
Kitteepaws90 [8:44 AM]: XDDDDDDDDDDD
AnsemXSephiroth [8:44 AM]: Along wiff my bl and the tabs
Kitteepaws90 [8:44 AM]: Ok, I said this:
Kitteepaws90 [8:44 AM]: *takes a dump in a bucket, like Tyrone* Ooo, I gotta go!!!
Kitteepaws90 [8:44 AM]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
AnsemXSephiroth [8:44 AM]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kitteepaws90 [8:44 AM]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
AnsemXSephiroth [8:44 AM]: Wtf
AnsemXSephiroth [8:44 AM]: Lmao
AnsemXSephiroth [8:44 AM]: Wow
Kitteepaws90 [8:44 AM]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
AnsemXSephiroth [8:45 AM]: ~throws doodoo on some lady shirt~
Kitteepaws90 [8:45 AM]: LMFAO!!!!!!!!
AnsemXSephiroth [8:45 AM]: xDDDDDDDDDDD
Kitteepaws90 [8:45 AM]: I HOPE YOU WEARIN' GLOVES!!
Kitteepaws90 [8:45 AM]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
AnsemXSephiroth [8:45 AM]: ~Grabbed the bucket~
AnsemXSephiroth [8:45 AM]: o.o
AnsemXSephiroth [8:45 AM]: xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kitteepaws90 [8:45 AM]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
AnsemXSephiroth [8:45 AM]: Wow
Kitteepaws90 [8:55 AM]: Brb, gonna get a chocolate muffin.
Kitteepaws90 [8:55 AM]: =]
AnsemXSephiroth [8:55 AM]: Wtf
AnsemXSephiroth [8:55 AM]: wow
Kitteepaws90 [8:56 AM]: XDDDDDDDDDD
AnsemXSephiroth [8:57 AM]: o.o
Kitteepaws90 [8:57 AM]: *couldn't sneak it*
AnsemXSephiroth [8:57 AM]: What do you think about uncut guys?
Kitteepaws90 [8:57 AM]: Shit!
Kitteepaws90 [8:57 AM]: H/o
AnsemXSephiroth [8:57 AM]: k
AnsemXSephiroth [9:00 AM]: ok well i'll brb
AnsemXSephiroth [9:02 AM]: ok
Kitteepaws90 [9:02 AM]: *sneaked a chocolate/chocolate chip muffin*
AnsemXSephiroth [9:02 AM]: o.o
AnsemXSephiroth [9:02 AM]: ~Snitches~
AnsemXSephiroth [9:02 AM]: O:-)
Kitteepaws90 [9:02 AM]: *grandma's gonna blame little cousin cuz the bish deserves it*
Kitteepaws90 [9:02 AM]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
AnsemXSephiroth [9:02 AM]: xDDDDDDDDDDDD
AnsemXSephiroth [9:02 AM]: wow
Kitteepaws90 [9:02 AM]: She lied to grandma more than once since she's been here anyways.
Kitteepaws90 [9:02 AM]: XDDD
Kitteepaws90 [9:03 AM]: I'm evil.
AnsemXSephiroth [9:03 AM]: mmm
Kitteepaws90 [9:03 AM]: Me don't kyare.
Kitteepaws90 [9:03 AM]: XDDDDDDDDDDD
Kitteepaws90 [9:03 AM]: *can't stand her fuckin' ass*
AnsemXSephiroth [9:03 AM]: o.o
AnsemXSephiroth [9:03 AM]: I miss Johnny Boy
AnsemXSephiroth [9:03 AM]: ;-;
Kitteepaws90 [9:03 AM]: *can't stand kids period*
Kitteepaws90 [9:03 AM]: XDDDDDD
Kitteepaws90 [9:03 AM]: ?
AnsemXSephiroth [9:03 AM]: ~Can't either~
AnsemXSephiroth [9:03 AM]: Kyar
Kitteepaws90 [9:03 AM]: Oh....
Kitteepaws90 [9:03 AM]: What ever happened to him? And that sn?
AnsemXSephiroth [9:04 AM]: He gave up AIM for MySpace, MSN, and Yahoo
AnsemXSephiroth [9:04 AM]: lol
AnsemXSephiroth [9:04 AM]: ~Has all 4~
Kitteepaws90 [9:04 AM]: How tf you do dat?
AnsemXSephiroth [9:04 AM]: =]
Kitteepaws90 [9:04 AM]: O_o
Kitteepaws90 [9:04 AM]: Th....?
AnsemXSephiroth [9:04 AM]: Do what?
Kitteepaws90 [9:04 AM]: *eats some of the muffin*
Kitteepaws90 [9:05 AM]: Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.....
AnsemXSephiroth [9:05 AM]: -_-
Kitteepaws90 [9:05 AM]: *eyes roll in rl, cuz it's so fuggin good*
Kitteepaws90 [9:05 AM]: And it's a big mussin, too!
AnsemXSephiroth [9:05 AM]: Fatty chub tub
Kitteepaws90 [9:05 AM]: *muffin
Kitteepaws90 [9:05 AM]: XD
Kitteepaws90 [9:05 AM]: Meh know.
AnsemXSephiroth [9:05 AM]: mussin
AnsemXSephiroth [9:05 AM]: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kitteepaws90 [9:05 AM]: *shakes her belleh lak a bowl fullah jelleh*
Kitteepaws90 [9:05 AM]: XDDDDDDDDD
AnsemXSephiroth [9:05 AM]: Me ish too
AnsemXSephiroth [9:05 AM]: ~Pokes gut~
Kitteepaws90 [9:05 AM]: LMFAO
AnsemXSephiroth [9:05 AM]: =]
AnsemXSephiroth [9:05 AM]: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kitteepaws90 [9:06 AM]: When I get to the middle of these muffins, the shits are literally too big for my mouth.
Kitteepaws90 [9:06 AM]: (says something about John. Oh, and John's mah bf ^^!)*
Kitteepaws90 [9:06 AM]: <<;;;;;;;;;;;;
Kitteepaws90 [9:06 AM]: /).(
AnsemXSephiroth [9:06 AM]: -_-
AnsemXSephiroth [9:07 AM]: xDDDDDD
Kitteepaws90 [9:08 AM]: ..........
Kitteepaws90 [9:08 AM]: *misses his body*
Kitteepaws90 [9:08 AM]: ..............
AnsemXSephiroth [9:08 AM]: o.o
AnsemXSephiroth [9:08 AM]: (says my nickname, not you BIDNISS!)
AnsemXSephiroth [9:08 AM]: ><
Kitteepaws90 [9:08 AM]: .....?
AnsemXSephiroth [9:08 AM]: ~Thinks about everything talked about and is picturing a fine ass body~ So hush!
Kitteepaws90 [9:08 AM]: XDDDDD
Kitteepaws90 [9:08 AM]: Tis ok.
Kitteepaws90 [9:09 AM]: I wish I could send a pic.
AnsemXSephiroth [9:09 AM]: o.o
Kitteepaws90 [9:09 AM]: I had taken one of him laying on my bed with his shirt off.
Kitteepaws90 [9:09 AM]: But it's on his cell.
Kitteepaws90 [9:09 AM]: -___-
AnsemXSephiroth [9:09 AM]: o.o;;;
Kitteepaws90 [9:09 AM]: It was FRUGGIN SHEXSHAY!!!!!!!!!
Kitteepaws90 [9:09 AM]: ><
AnsemXSephiroth [9:10 AM]: ~Has pic of Graham shirtless on his pc~
AnsemXSephiroth [9:10 AM]: >>
Kitteepaws90 [9:10 AM]: *takes another bite, filling the void*
Kitteepaws90 [9:10 AM]: XDDDDDD
Kitteepaws90 [9:10 AM]: Meh want chu shee!!!
Kitteepaws90 [9:10 AM]: ><
AnsemXSephiroth [9:10 AM]: Me n him dun talk!
AnsemXSephiroth [9:10 AM]: He calls every day but i no answer
AnsemXSephiroth [9:10 AM]: >>
Kitteepaws90 [9:10 AM]: I know...
Kitteepaws90 [9:10 AM]: You told me.
Kitteepaws90 [9:10 AM]: ;-;
Kitteepaws90 [9:10 AM]: I forgot why...
Kitteepaws90 [9:10 AM]: <<
AnsemXSephiroth [9:10 AM]: I think he cheated
AnsemXSephiroth [9:10 AM]: o.o
Kitteepaws90 [9:11 AM]: You think? -__-;
AnsemXSephiroth [9:11 AM]: Yup
AnsemXSephiroth [9:11 AM]: =]
Kitteepaws90 [9:11 AM]: Or you know?
AnsemXSephiroth [9:11 AM]: Kinda both
AnsemXSephiroth [9:11 AM]: Cause him and this guy used to be all on each other n shit
Kitteepaws90 [9:11 AM]: Hmmm...
Kitteepaws90 [9:11 AM]: THAT BISH.
Kitteepaws90 [9:11 AM]: BISH ASH HO!
AnsemXSephiroth [9:11 AM]: lol
Kitteepaws90 [9:11 AM]: >/
AnsemXSephiroth [9:11 AM]: xDDDDDDDDDD
Kitteepaws90 [9:11 AM]: Fuggin jiggaho!
AnsemXSephiroth [9:12 AM]: Oh well
AnsemXSephiroth [9:12 AM]: Wtf
AnsemXSephiroth [9:12 AM]: o.o
Kitteepaws90 [9:12 AM]: *shoots a nail in his head like that fireman from Date Movie*
Kitteepaws90 [9:12 AM]: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AnsemXSephiroth [9:12 AM]: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Posted on 07/25/2006 6:56 AM Comments (0)
July 24, 2006
(a funny story my friend told me. enjoy!)
Whlte Shadow [3:05 AM]: what tekken characters do you not like?
Kitteepaws90 [3:06 AM]: Huh....?
Kitteepaws90 [3:06 AM]: Heihachi Mishima.
Kitteepaws90 [3:06 AM]: >/
Kitteepaws90 [3:06 AM]: <<*
Kitteepaws90 [3:06 AM]: And...
Kitteepaws90 [3:06 AM]: That weird doctor dude that fights laying down...
Kitteepaws90 [3:06 AM]: And...
Kitteepaws90 [3:06 AM]: That's kind of it...
Kitteepaws90 [3:06 AM]: XD
Whlte Shadow [3:06 AM]: you mean Doctor Boskonovitch?
Kitteepaws90 [3:06 AM]: Yeah!
Whlte Shadow [3:07 AM]: and Heihachi was the main char of Tekken 2 and if it werent for him, there were would be no tekken 3
Kitteepaws90 [3:07 AM]: I KNOW THAT.
Kitteepaws90 [3:07 AM]: How dumb do ya have to be, as a fan, to not know that?
Kitteepaws90 [3:07 AM]: lmao
Whlte Shadow [3:08 AM]: I am not a fan I just know my stuff.
Whlte Shadow [3:08 AM]: hey
Whlte Shadow [3:08 AM]: do you remember Gon?
Kitteepaws90 [3:08 AM]: Well, I'm a fan. And yes.
Kitteepaws90 [3:08 AM]: It's hard to forget a fart technique.
Kitteepaws90 [3:08 AM]: XDDDDD
Whlte Shadow [3:08 AM]: Gon was originally from a manga of the same name
Kitteepaws90 [3:08 AM]: I know that also. -_-*
Kitteepaws90 [3:09 AM]: *has a book about all types of manga since the 80s*
Kitteepaws90 [3:09 AM]: <<*
Whlte Shadow [3:09 AM]: then you also know that the manga was not even a actual comic? just a bunch of pictures with no words
Kitteepaws90 [3:09 AM]: Hmm...
Kitteepaws90 [3:10 AM]: Didn't know that.
Kitteepaws90 [3:10 AM]: Funny.
Kitteepaws90 [3:10 AM]: Pointless much?
Kitteepaws90 [3:10 AM]: lmao
Whlte Shadow [3:10 AM]: I remember this from a old Tekken fanfic...
Kitteepaws90 [3:10 AM]: ?
Whlte Shadow [3:11 AM]: "Lei: look, those two dinosaurs are fighting. and it seems the smaller one is beating the bigger one!"
Kitteepaws90 [3:11 AM]: lol
Whlte Shadow [3:11 AM]: "Bryan: I got my money on Alex. Gon's comics sucked. just a bunch of pictures with no words"
Kitteepaws90 [3:11 AM]: LMFAO!!!
Whlte Shadow [3:11 AM]: "Alex: Kills Gon"
Whlte Shadow [3:12 AM]: and more
Whlte Shadow [3:13 AM]: "Doctor Boskonovitch: Behold! My most amazing creation. Gon! BORN FROM THE DNA OF......some dinosaur, but behold of its amazing ability to BOX!"
Kitteepaws90 [3:13 AM]: LMFAO
Whlte Shadow [3:14 AM]: "Gon, who was supposed to have died a few chapters back, but didn't due to a lack of plot continuity appears again"
Kitteepaws90 [3:15 AM]: LMFAO
Kitteepaws90 [3:15 AM]: That is TOO funny.
Whlte Shadow [3:15 AM]: "Lei: I got this all covered
Whlte Shadow [3:15 AM]: "Gon: -raises fists-
Whlte Shadow [3:16 AM]: Lei: -raises fists-
Kitteepaws90 [3:16 AM]: lol
Whlte Shadow [3:16 AM]: Bryan: -is about to say something, but decides against it-
Whlte Shadow [3:16 AM]: Lei- goes into Tiger Stance-
Whlte Shadow [3:16 AM]: Gon- bounces up and down-
Kitteepaws90 [3:16 AM]: lmao
Whlte Shadow [3:16 AM]: Doctor Boskonovitch- cheers-
Whlte Shadow [3:16 AM]: Bryan:......
Whlte Shadow [3:17 AM]: Bryan: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ASSHOLES DOING?
Whlte Shadow [3:17 AM]: Bryan: -Kills Gon-
Whlte Shadow [3:17 AM]: Bryan: there, was that so hard?
Kitteepaws90 [3:17 AM]: lol
Whlte Shadow [3:18 AM]: and there was even a part where Lei and Bryan were locked up in a room and lots of flashbacks were occuring
Kitteepaws90 [3:19 AM]: Wtf...?
Posted on 07/24/2006 1:06 AM Comments (0)
July 22, 2006
(a funny convo with me and my friend again. bashing crackheads. and joking about game prices. <3)
Inoushi sama [11:27 AM]: Rachel is only good in the 3D Inuyasha
Kitteepaws90 [11:28 AM]:
Inoushi sama [11:28 AM]: wich to me sucks ass
Kitteepaws90 [11:28 AM]: Oh wowww.
Kitteepaws90 [11:28 AM]: I KNOW RIGHT?!
Kitteepaws90 [11:28 AM]: All that damn talkin' 'n' shit.
Inoushi sama [11:28 AM]: U can't even crouch
Kitteepaws90 [11:28 AM]: LMFAO
Inoushi sama [11:28 AM]: I beat that whole game in 2 hours
Inoushi sama [11:28 AM]: no challenge
Kitteepaws90 [11:28 AM]: I almost fell asleep watching.
Inoushi sama [11:28 AM]: me too
Kitteepaws90 [11:28 AM]: But the art was cute though.
Inoushi sama [11:28 AM]: bought it the day it came out
Kitteepaws90 [11:28 AM]: Chibis...
Inoushi sama [11:28 AM]: oh wait thats the rpg
Inoushi sama [11:29 AM]: I'm talking about the fightrt
Kitteepaws90 [11:29 AM]: Naraku looked like a little bebe.
Inoushi sama [11:29 AM]: *fighter
Kitteepaws90 [11:29 AM]: Oh, that game.
Kitteepaws90 [11:29 AM]: Yeah, I heard it sucked ass.
Kitteepaws90 [11:29 AM]: LMFAO
Inoushi sama [11:29 AM]: it did
Inoushi sama [11:29 AM]: I told rachel not to buy it
Kitteepaws90 [11:29 AM]: The other fighting game was hott though.
Kitteepaws90 [11:29 AM]: And she got it anyways?
Inoushi sama [11:29 AM]: and like a fool she did
Inoushi sama [11:29 AM]: I know
Inoushi sama [11:30 AM]: and she calls it a good game
Kitteepaws90 [11:30 AM]: Damn...
Inoushi sama [11:30 AM]: The first one
Kitteepaws90 [11:30 AM]: Her head is harder than concrete.
Inoushi sama [11:30 AM]: costs almost 100 dollars now
Kitteepaws90 [11:30 AM]: WOW...
Kitteepaws90 [11:30 AM]: For a shitty ass game, too.
Inoushi sama [11:30 AM]: Its super rare
Kitteepaws90 [11:30 AM]: Bullshitting me!!!
Kitteepaws90 [11:30 AM]: lmao
Kitteepaws90 [11:30 AM]: And super SUCKY.
Kitteepaws90 [11:30 AM]: LMAO
Inoushi sama [11:30 AM]: Hey the first one aint so bad
Kitteepaws90 [11:30 AM]: I know.
Kitteepaws90 [11:31 AM]: That one I fell in love with.
Kitteepaws90 [11:31 AM]: ^^!
Kitteepaws90 [11:31 AM]: It was funny as hell.
Inoushi sama [11:31 AM]: thats the expensive one
Inoushi sama [11:31 AM]: not those other ones
Inoushi sama [11:31 AM]: they are like 10 bucks now
Kitteepaws90 [11:31 AM]: Yup.
Kitteepaws90 [11:31 AM]: Off a crackhead.
Kitteepaws90 [11:31 AM]: LMFAO
Kitteepaws90 [11:31 AM]: Probably.
Inoushi sama [11:32 AM]: My dad once got 5 good condition games off a crackhead for 20 bucks
Inoushi sama [11:32 AM]: not in the store
Kitteepaws90 [11:32 AM]: ROTFFLMFAO!!!
Kitteepaws90 [11:32 AM]: *is dying laughing in rl*
Kitteepaws90 [11:32 AM]: Yo, they'll sell anything for small cash, man.
Kitteepaws90 [11:32 AM]: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inoushi sama [11:32 AM]: I know
Inoushi sama [11:33 AM]: who knew someone would give up ps2 games for crack
Inoushi sama [11:33 AM]: dumbass
Kitteepaws90 [11:33 AM]: Bootleg movies, rpgs, corney ass Beacon Theatre plays...
Kitteepaws90 [11:33 AM]: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
Inoushi sama [11:33 AM]: now they don't have anything to help them cope with the withdrawls
Inoushi sama [11:33 AM]: I make bootlegs
Inoushi sama [11:33 AM]: But keep forgetting to sell them
Kitteepaws90 [11:33 AM]: lmao
Kitteepaws90 [11:33 AM]: Oh wow.
Inoushi sama [11:34 AM]: I once saw someone give the same thing I bootlegged for 25 bucks
Inoushi sama [11:34 AM]: I need to start doing that
Kitteepaws90 [11:34 AM]: Them crackheads... oh god... that's just funny on SO many levels.
Posted on 07/22/2006 9:17 AM Comments (0)
July 21, 2006
(Just something I pulled on my friend)
Prank started at 06:52 PM on 12 Jul 2006.
twoPERCENTs559(6:42:25): hey (says my freind's real name) whats up
Inoushi sama(6:42:48): huh?
twoPERCENTs559(6:42:59): nvm lol
Inoushi sama(6:43:14): ok who r u?
twoPERCENTs559(6:43:24): crystal 17/female/new york
Inoushi sama(6:44:08): I'm confused
twoPERCENTs559(6:44:23): being confused is what makes life interesting
Inoushi sama(6:44:38): I know
twoPERCENTs559(6:44:51): alright
Inoushi sama(6:45:02): how do u know me?
twoPERCENTs559(6:45:17): i'll probably never know lol
Inoushi sama(6:46:05): This is extremely random
twoPERCENTs559(6:46:19): hello? ugh aol keeps freezing on me
Inoushi sama(6:46:26): yeah
twoPERCENTs559(6:46:41): ok
Inoushi sama(6:47:17): Do u know someone I know?
twoPERCENTs559(6:47:27): u were no my buddy list for some reason a/s/l?
twoPERCENTs559(6:47:35): :-p
Inoushi sama(6:47:38): thats odd
Inoushi sama(6:47:42): all well
twoPERCENTs559(6:47:52): u think that I am weird?
Inoushi sama(6:47:59): no
twoPERCENTs559(6:48:10): thats too bad
Inoushi sama(6:48:40): why?
twoPERCENTs559(6:48:52): do u think so?
Inoushi sama(6:49:10): no i find no reason to think your weird
twoPERCENTs559(6:49:18): Ok
twoPERCENTs559(6:50:31): hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit
Inoushi sama(6:50:57): about what?
twoPERCENTs559(6:51:11): are you any good with computers? I am pretty illiterate when it comse to computers, haha
Inoushi sama(6:51:19): I'm ok with them
twoPERCENTs559(6:51:34): that's good
Inoushi sama(6:52:20): why?
twoPERCENTs559: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting
Posted on 07/21/2006 9:39 PM Comments (0)
July 10, 2006
(A funny convo by me and my friend again. Human bashing this time, folks. Enjoy! COMMENT OR YOU DIE.)
Kitteepaws90 [1:25 AM]: Cool. I had an extremely evil thought today. Wanna hear it?
Inoushi sama [1:26 AM]: ok..
Kitteepaws90 [1:26 AM]: Ok, remember that letter I e-mailed you about the guy who betrayed me?
Inoushi sama [1:26 AM]: yeah
Kitteepaws90 [1:26 AM]: I thought "Hmm... it would be real funny if he actually died."
Kitteepaws90 [1:26 AM]: PURE EVIL.
Kitteepaws90 [1:26 AM]: lmao
Inoushi sama [1:26 AM]: lol
Kitteepaws90 [1:27 AM]: But I wasn't myself at the moment so...
Inoushi sama [1:27 AM]: who the f cares
Kitteepaws90 [1:27 AM]: That dark side of me comes out every once and again.
Inoushi sama [1:27 AM]: ur entitled to evil thoughts
Kitteepaws90 [1:27 AM]: *shrug*
Inoushi sama [1:27 AM]: it's what makes u human
Kitteepaws90 [1:27 AM]: True.
Inoushi sama [1:28 AM]: human are naturally nasty creatures with evil ass minds
Inoushi sama [1:28 AM]: lol
Kitteepaws90 [1:28 AM]: EXACTLY.
Kitteepaws90 [1:28 AM]: That's what I keep telling people.
Inoushi sama [1:28 AM]: to me I think humans are the most nasty creatures
Inoushi sama [1:28 AM]: in almost every aspect
Kitteepaws90 [1:28 AM]: OMG!! Damn, we're on the same wavelength most of the time. You notice that?
Inoushi sama [1:28 AM]: lol
Kitteepaws90 [1:28 AM]: Cuz I think the same exact things!
Kitteepaws90 [1:29 AM]: *sniff*
Inoushi sama [1:29 AM]: for example I think humans are the dirtiest
Kitteepaws90 [1:29 AM]: *HUG*
Kitteepaws90 [1:29 AM]: ><
Inoushi sama [1:29 AM]: lol
Kitteepaws90 [1:29 AM]: ^^!
Inoushi sama [1:29 AM]: well what other animal takes a shit and need to wipe their ass
Inoushi sama [1:29 AM]: (monkeys don't count)
Kitteepaws90 [1:29 AM]: xDDD
Inoushi sama [1:29 AM]: LMAO
Kitteepaws90 [1:29 AM]: LMAO
Inoushi sama [1:30 AM]: what other creature has fuckin large ass slimey boogers
Kitteepaws90 [1:30 AM]: WTF?
Inoushi sama [1:30 AM]: lol
Kitteepaws90 [1:30 AM]: Ok, where is the point here?
Kitteepaws90 [1:30 AM]: <<
Kitteepaws90 [1:30 AM]: >>
Inoushi sama [1:30 AM]: humans are gross
Kitteepaws90 [1:30 AM]: I know.
Inoushi sama [1:30 AM]: in almost every aspect
Inoushi sama [1:30 AM]: I mean
Kitteepaws90 [1:31 AM]: Yuppity yup.
Inoushi sama [1:31 AM]: we call our selves the smartest
Inoushi sama [1:31 AM]: but we are the dumbest
Inoushi sama [1:31 AM]: I mean what other creature is dumb enought to destroy their own planet?
Kitteepaws90 [1:31 AM]: Yeah, the dolphins are more fuckin' evolved than we are, mentally.
Kitteepaws90 [1:31 AM]: I know right?!
Inoushi sama [1:32 AM]: every thing is
Inoushi sama [1:32 AM]: we can't figure things out without a system
Inoushi sama [1:32 AM]: they just know
Kitteepaws90 [1:32 AM]: Yup.
Kitteepaws90 [1:32 AM]: I so agree with you.
Inoushi sama [1:33 AM]: besides I dislike most domestic animals(humans are the most domestic)
Kitteepaws90 [1:33 AM]: Yup.
Inoushi sama [1:33 AM]: so humans suck
Inoushi sama [1:33 AM]: wish I wasn't one
Kitteepaws90 [1:33 AM]: HELLS yeah.
Inoushi sama [1:33 AM]: I really do
Kitteepaws90 [1:33 AM]: I want to be a cat.
Kitteepaws90 [1:33 AM]: LMAO
Kitteepaws90 [1:33 AM]: Or a panther.
Inoushi sama [1:33 AM]: lol
Kitteepaws90 [1:33 AM]: BLACK panther.
Kitteepaws90 [1:33 AM]: *shexhsay* Raaawr.
Posted on 07/10/2006 10:56 PM Comments (0)
Yeah, this was some random guy IMing me and I thought he was a Buddy of mine because their sns were similar. It was scary at first but as I look back on it, I laugh at what I said to him. Oh, by the way, my friend pranked him for me and I reported his ass. xDDDD
LOWRIDER8266 [7:38 PM]: hiiiii
Kitteepaws90 [7:38 PM]: Who is this again...?
LOWRIDER8266 [7:38 PM]: mike
LOWRIDER8266 [7:38 PM]: and u
Kitteepaws90 [7:38 PM]: Mike.... sounds familiar...
Kitteepaws90 [7:38 PM]: Do I know you? Or at least - have I IMed you before?
LOWRIDER8266 [7:39 PM]: send me a photo ok?
Kitteepaws90 [7:40 PM]: Exscuse me?
Kitteepaws90 [7:40 PM]: What do you mean "photo?"
LOWRIDER8266 [7:40 PM]: send me a photo of u
Kitteepaws90 [7:40 PM]: Oh god, you're not one of those petiphilistic old guys are you?
LOWRIDER8266 [7:41 PM]: no
LOWRIDER8266 [7:41 PM]: lol
Kitteepaws90 [7:41 PM]: Cuz if you are I'ma report your disgusting ass. I've seen Dateline.
Kitteepaws90 [7:41 PM]: Yeah RIGHT.
LOWRIDER8266 [7:41 PM]: no
LOWRIDER8266 [7:41 PM]: please send me a photo
Kitteepaws90 [7:41 PM]: And proof of that is where?
LOWRIDER8266 [7:41 PM]: id love to see you
Kitteepaws90 [7:42 PM]: Ok, I'm callin' the cops you pervert.
LOWRIDER8266 [7:42 PM]: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
LOWRIDER8266 [7:42 PM]: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
LOWRIDER8266 [7:42 PM]: lol
LOWRIDER8266 [7:42 PM]: how old are u
Kitteepaws90 [7:43 PM]: None of your fucking business!
Posted on 07/10/2006 10:05 AM Comments (0)
This is something I sent to a "friend" of mine who just turned the tables on me. Oh don't worry, it's not truthful, I just like scaring the fuck outta people. Enjoy! OH, AND COMMENT, MOFUCKKAS!!! >/ You two-faced bastard. I hope you get E.D. and fucking die while taking your best piss. Thanks for turning your back on me. P.S. This letter was cursed by a friend of mine. Don't expect to live in 7 days. Toodles! 
Posted on 07/10/2006 9:56 AM Comments (0)
July 8, 2006
(Please comment. I know ya'll don't like to but please do, ok? *kitten eyes*)
I need you
I love you
Yet I don't know why
Don't hurt me
You're questionable,
Two-faced?,
Confusing as well
That hurts me
I'm your queen?
Your love?
Your heart?
But it hurts
I want you,
Gotta have you,
And why....?
STOP THE HURT.
Posted on 07/08/2006 4:48 PM Comments (0)
July 6, 2006
(the computer was acting up, so it had logged me off)
Inoushi sama [10:22 PM]: lol
Kitteepaws90 [10:22 PM]: This is really getting on my last fucking nerve.
Inoushi sama [10:22 PM]: hmm...
Kitteepaws90 [10:22 PM]: Stupid shit.
Inoushi sama [10:23 PM]: yesterday everyone's msn was acting up
Kitteepaws90 [10:23 PM]: Send it in e-mail this time ok?
Kitteepaws90 [10:23 PM]: Oh.
Inoushi sama [10:23 PM]: must be a solar flare
Inoushi sama [10:23 PM]: I hate sending emails
Inoushi sama [10:23 PM]: type it in
Kitteepaws90 [10:23 PM]: Just do it.
Kitteepaws90 [10:24 PM]: I wanna see something.
Inoushi sama [10:24 PM]: ok
Inoushi sama [10:24 PM]: OUCH
Kitteepaws90 [10:24 PM]: OK...
Inoushi sama [10:24 PM]: HOLY SHIT
Kitteepaws90 [10:24 PM]: ?
Kitteepaws90 [10:25 PM]: Well?
Inoushi sama [10:25 PM]: you know the part of your mouth that stretches whenever you open it?
Kitteepaws90 [10:25 PM]: Um... I think so.
Kitteepaws90 [10:25 PM]: Why?
Inoushi sama [10:25 PM]: I cut it it with a waffle this morning and got syrup in it
Inoushi sama [10:25 PM]: I cleaned it
Kitteepaws90 [10:25 PM]: Omg...
Inoushi sama [10:25 PM]: but It can't heal
Kitteepaws90 [10:25 PM]: ROTFFLMFAO.
Kitteepaws90 [10:25 PM]: I'm sorry.
Inoushi sama [10:25 PM]: cause i need to talk and eat
Kitteepaws90 [10:26 PM]: That's funny as HELL. A waffle?
Inoushi sama [10:26 PM]: oh yeah and drink
Kitteepaws90 [10:26 PM]: -_-; *sigh*
Inoushi sama [10:26 PM]: A fuckin keyfood waffle
Inoushi sama [10:26 PM]: I should sue them
Kitteepaws90 [10:26 PM]: Don't eat them shits.
Kitteepaws90 [10:26 PM]: Was it frozen?
Inoushi sama [10:26 PM]: it was a round fucking waffle
Inoushi sama [10:26 PM]: yes
Kitteepaws90 [10:26 PM]: -_-
Kitteepaws90 [10:27 PM]: Asshole, IT WAS FROZEN WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?! LMFAO
Inoushi sama [10:27 PM]: I mean its supposed to be retard proof
Inoushi sama [10:27 PM]: its a fucking waffle
Kitteepaws90 [10:27 PM]: I'm laughing SO hard right now you have NO idea.
Inoushi sama [10:28 PM]: I am going to only eat eggos they have never betrayed me
Kitteepaws90 [10:28 PM]: *is dying laughing in rl*
Inoushi sama [10:28 PM]: LOL
Inoushi sama [10:28 PM]: OUCH
Kitteepaws90 [10:28 PM]: I am SO sorry.
Inoushi sama [10:28 PM]: this is true anoyance
Inoushi sama [10:28 PM]: Fucking waffles
Kitteepaws90 [10:28 PM]: But that is SO funny. I'm gonna save this convo. I swear, man. lmfao
Inoushi sama [10:29 PM]: go ahead one day I will request it
Kitteepaws90 [10:29 PM]: ?
Inoushi sama [10:29 PM]: so I can laugh without pain
Inoushi sama [10:29 PM]: lol
Kitteepaws90 [10:29 PM]: lmao
Inoushi sama [10:29 PM]: Its in the middle of the corner of my mouth
Inoushi sama [10:30 PM]: do you know how painful syrup is in a wound?
Inoushi sama [10:30 PM]: It fucking hurts
Inoushi sama [10:30 PM]: I should sue. they know people eat breakfast when they just get up
Inoushi sama [10:30 PM]: why make a waffle so dangerous
Kitteepaws90 [10:30 PM]: Now I'd never think I'd ever hear "syrup" and "wound" in the same sentence like that.
Inoushi sama [10:30 PM]: lol
Inoushi sama [10:31 PM]: I want a bandaid
Kitteepaws90 [10:31 PM]: *is rollin' right now in rl*
Kitteepaws90 [10:31 PM]: Oh god, stop.
Kitteepaws90 [10:31 PM]: That is TOO funny.
Inoushi sama [10:31 PM]: but you can't put a bandaid on the outside of your mouth
Inoushi sama [10:32 PM]: that'll make you look retarded
Kitteepaws90 [10:32 PM]: OH GOD, OH STOP.
Kitteepaws90 [10:32 PM]: STOP.
Kitteepaws90 [10:32 PM]: *pants in rl*
Inoushi sama [10:32 PM]: I had spicy food today
Inoushi sama [10:32 PM]: that hurt like a bitch
Kitteepaws90 [10:32 PM]: Noooooo......
Inoushi sama [10:32 PM]: I fear brushing my teeth
Inoushi sama [10:32 PM]: oh god
Kitteepaws90 [10:32 PM]: hey....
Kitteepaws90 [10:32 PM]: hey....!
Inoushi sama [10:32 PM]: yes?
Kitteepaws90 [10:32 PM]: STOP IT.
Kitteepaws90 [10:33 PM]: Please, you're killin' me here....
Inoushi sama [10:33 PM]: ok I'll end my rant of waffles, syrup, pain, and the inability to eat, drink, and talk without pain
Kitteepaws90 [10:33 PM]: Oh god, my abs.... it burns... so.... funny......
Posted on 07/06/2006 12:22 AM Comments (0)
July 5, 2006
(Warning: if you DON'T like America bashing, please do not further reading. I only want comments from people who enjoyed my post.)
Kitteepaws90 signed off at 12:33:30 AM.
Kitteepaws90 signed on at 12:33:46 AM.
Kitteepaws90: I swear I fucking hate this damn shit.
(Note: my computer had logged me off cuz the mouse was acting up)
Inoushi sama: ur pc still acting up?
Kitteepaws90: I literally punched the damn mouse just now.
Inoushi sama: I hate to say it but thats AOL for u
Kitteepaws90: Stupid ass fucking goddamn shit.
Inoushi sama: we all know anything with the name "America" on it is half assed
Kitteepaws90: Oh shit.
Inoushi sama: for example: "America's Choice"
Inoushi sama: the food tastes like shit
Inoushi sama: and everything else falls apart
Inoushi sama: I don't even want to comment on American Airlines...
Inoushi sama: and the dollar store
Inoushi sama: american made.
Inoushi sama: American system X-box 360
Inoushi sama: many complaints...
Inoushi sama: ...about it setting on fire
Kitteepaws90: Wtf?
Inoushi sama: ...when first plugged in
Kitteepaws90: Stop, you're killing me...
Kitteepaws90: Oh god...
Inoushi sama: its not even full backwards compatible. they say only some of the games from x-box will work
Inoushi sama: half assed.
Inoushi sama: Ihop. good food, not enough room...half assed
Inoushi sama: Chinese food influenced by america
Inoushi sama: eat too much and u die
Kitteepaws90: Well no one told them to eat so much...
Kitteepaws90: Fat asses. lol
Inoushi sama: McDonald's. just eat some on occasion, become a fatt ass
Inoushi sama: half assed
Inoushi sama: American literature sucks so bad we don't even teach it in our schools
Inoushi sama: they'd rather go back to Shakespear.
Inoushi sama: American schools' motto "lets take in everyone from every country, oh but lets not make enough room" Half assed
Inoushi sama: half assed is the American way
Kitteepaws90: Yo, you crackin' me up....
Kitteepaws90: I LOVE a good America bashing.
Inoushi sama: American cartoons
Inoushi sama: half assed rip offs.
Inoushi sama: American laws"lets enforce it, but only sometimes"
Inoushi sama: half assed
Inoushi sama: this list will never stop
Inoushi sama: America is not the world's super power
Inoushi sama: its the world's biggest half assed nation
Inoushi sama: 'nough said
Kitteepaws90: Oh, THAT made my day.
Kitteepaws90: WHOO.
Kitteepaws90: America bashing rules.
Inoushi sama: Its the first time I ever did it
Kitteepaws90: Oh wowwwwww....
Inoushi sama: I'm extremly patriotic
Inoushi sama: It's only natural. I'm an extremely loyal person
Inoushi sama: but still I had to make a comment on that
Inoushi sama: its been bugging me
Kitteepaws90: THAT shit was funny.
Inoushi sama: all well shows u, the half assed way is the way to go
Posted on 07/05/2006 1:50 PM Comments (1)
Kitteepaws90 : Crack on... Kitteepaws90: BIN LADEN. Inoushi sama: oh wow Kitteepaws90: Pweeeeeez? *kitten eyes* Inoushi sama: you want me to crack on that goat eyed gitt Inoushi sama: Oh wait that's insulting to the goats Inoushi sama: they deserve better
Inoushi Sama: Bin Laden
Inoushi sama: nothing but a coward who probably is pissed at the world for having a small wang
Inoushi Sama: I bet you he'll kill himself
Inoushi sama: He'll be making a new weapon
Inoushi sama: when all of the sudden some yells out ''Oh muhammud! There is a crack"
Inoushi sama: And he'll be like "Oh allah won't let anything happen to us."
Inoushi sama: 10 minutes later he'll be puking out his gutts
Inoushi sama: then on the news you'll hear "today bin laden was comfermed dead after he conducted a new experiment..."
Inoushi sama: but it sadly won't end there he is a cockroach
Inoushi sama: so some son of his will take his place
Inoushi sama: and then we'll be dealing with a new bug eyed demon
Inoushi sama: sometimes I wonder if bin laden crawled out of hitlers ass or something
Inoushi sama: I bet you he is bisexual
Kitteepaws90: Oh wow.
Inoushi sama: and he hates america even more because we have so many great looking guys and he is stuck with those sand niggers
Inoushi sama: Its hard to joke on him
Inoushi sama: he is just so vile
Inoushi sama: when I think of him a pile of dog shit comes to mind
Inoushi sama: with flies
Inoushi sama: Imagine what his mother must have thought
Kitteepaws90: Oh god....
Kitteepaws90: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kitteepaws90: L-M-A-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inoushi sama: "Is this my son or a sick trick of allah"
Kitteepaws90: Oh WOWWWWWW.
Inoushi sama: "What have I done to deserve this...?"
Inoushi sama: You know his father disowned him from the family
Kitteepaws90: I'm all laughed out 'n' shit....
Kitteepaws90: Holy shit, dude.
Inoushi sama: you know why he was thinkin "I ain't getting mixed up in this alqueada shit''
Kitteepaws90: ?
Inoushi sama: Its true
Inoushi sama: his dad disowned him
Inoushi sama: so he went crazy
Inoushi sama: He is just a spoiled brat
Kitteepaws90: Oh wow.
Inoushi sama: no he came from a rich family
Inoushi sama: that is what makes hims so hateable
Inoushi sama: he talks all this shit about oh the world ain't helpin' or what ever and he comes from a rich family
Inoushi sama: he makes no sense
Inoushi sama: I'm serious the dumbass is going to kill himself
Inoushi sama: or he is going to be so thin he is going to slip thru a crack
Kitteepaws90: Probably.
Inoushi sama: everytime I see him he looks like he is on a diet that would make ohpra proud
Inoushi sama: his beard is bigger than his stomach
Kitteepaws90: WOW.
Kitteepaws90: True.
Inoushi sama: he better start keeping that clean cause that is going to be his dinner
Kitteepaws90: Oh wow.
Inoushi sama: Laden soup
Kitteepaws90: "Eat yershelf, bish!"
Kitteepaws90: >/
Inoushi sama: You know what would be ironic?
Inoushi sama: if a dog ate him
Inoushi sama: I mean the dog would be like ''You terrorist bastard! You killed my whole family testing your weapons. So now I'm going to eat your bony ass"
Kitteepaws90: My abs hurt....
Kitteepaws90: Oh god...
Inoushi sama: just imagine that
Inoushi sama: "breaking news public enemy #1 was just ravaged by a dog"
Inoushi sama: I would laugh my ass off
Kitteepaws90: Then America would be all, "WTH? A fucking DOG got ot Bin Laden before us?!"
Inoushi sama: lol
Kitteepaws90: "BOMB AGAIN."
Inoushi sama: imagine them putting the dog on trial
Inoushi sama: I hope he does die that way
Inoushi sama: it would be the best thing in history
Inoushi sama: It would be a never ending joke
Inoushi sama: first terrorist ever to get killed by a dog
The End!!
Posted on 07/05/2006 1:07 PM Comments (0)
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