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How sweet is that?

prettyboyrich193 [5:04 PM]: Boobs
Kitteepaws90 [5:04 PM]: Cock.
Kitteepaws90 [5:04 PM]: lol
prettyboyrich193 [5:04 PM]: Lol
prettyboyrich193 [5:04 PM]: How u been kitty?
Kitteepaws90 [5:04 PM]: Ok, I guess.
Kitteepaws90 [5:04 PM]: And you, papi?
prettyboyrich193 [5:05 PM]: I been good good I need some pussy
prettyboyrich193 [5:05 PM]: Lol
Kitteepaws90 [5:05 PM]: -_-
Kitteepaws90 [5:05 PM]: Ok. lol
Kitteepaws90 [5:06 PM]: Go find a slut or something.
Kitteepaws90 [5:06 PM]: lol
prettyboyrich193 [5:06 PM]: So how u been and ur man how u doing u
prettyboyrich193 [5:06 PM]: I mean doing
prettyboyrich193 [5:06 PM]: Lol
Kitteepaws90 [5:06 PM]: Huh? lol
Kitteepaws90 [5:06 PM]: *confushed*
Kitteepaws90 [5:06 PM]: X_X
prettyboyrich193 [5:06 PM]: Nuthing
prettyboyrich193 [5:07 PM]: Kitty ur a slut
prettyboyrich193 [5:07 PM]: But I still luv ya
Kitteepaws90 [5:07 PM]: >/
Kitteepaws90 [5:07 PM]: You whore!
Kitteepaws90 [5:07 PM]: <<*
Kitteepaws90 [5:07 PM]: I'm not a slut...
prettyboyrich193 [5:07 PM]: I know
Kitteepaws90 [5:07 PM]: O_O
Kitteepaws90 [5:07 PM]: -_-
prettyboyrich193 [5:07 PM]: I know ure not
prettyboyrich193 [5:08 PM]: Ur just u
prettyboyrich193 signed off at 5:10 PM
Kitteepaws90 [5:16 PM]: ;-;

Rachel (Part 1)

Rachel Says: HEY WAIT, There may be people searching for you, (says my real name). Registering is free, and who knows... you might just get reunited with an old friend.

Rachel Says: Just type 'HI' or 'HELLO' in the space below to let me know you are there.

You: Who is this?

Rachel Says: I am a live agent with Reunion.com here to convince you to register to see your results.

You: No thanks.

Rachel Says: Remember, someone might be waiting to hear from you... or perhaps you just want to see if someone's still in town? Either way, you can see by registering for free. CLICK HERE to Register FREE

You: I said, no thanks.

Rachel Says: All right, thank you for your time.

You: Ok. Later, dude.

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You: T_T*

Rachel Says: Connect with old friends, classmates, family, lost loves, military buddies or anyone. CLICK HERE to Register FREE to register for free.

You: Is this a live person or a fuggin computer?

Rachel Says: I'm a real person.

You: Really?

Rachel Says: Stay in touch and share updates with family and friends... who knows who you can find?

Rachel Says: Would you like to register for free today?

You: Like I thought.

You: Computer.

You: BYE.

Rachel Says: For customer service CLICK HERE

Rachel Says: Would you like the link back to the registration page?

You: Would you like to suck mah balls?!

Rachel Says: Reunion.com is the leader in keeping people in touch online... discover what 35 million other members already know by registering today. CLICK HERE to Register FREE

You: GO AWAY!!

Rachel Says: OK to end the CHAT simply CLICK on the the "X" in the upper right.

You: No. I like fuggin with you.

You: lmao

You: If you're a REAL person, press 666.

You: Come on now. It's alright.

You: HEY!

You: I wanna register now! I know who to find!!

URGENT MESSAGE TO ALL, REPEAT URGENT MESSAGE TO ALL (who aren't siding with terrorists that is)

1) The words "New York City" has 11 letters

2) The words "Afghanistan" has 11 letters.

3) "Ramsin Yuseb" (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

4) "George W. Bush" has 11 letters.

This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:

1) New York is the 11th state.

2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11

4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11

5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11

6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number
911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.

Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:

1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was
254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 +
5 + 4 = 11.

3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.

4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.

Now this is where things get totally eerie:

The most recognised symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is
the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic holy book:

"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle.
The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo,
while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced:
for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace."

That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.

uncovinced about all of this Still ..?! Try this and see how you feel
afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:

Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

1. Type in capitals "Q33 NY". This is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.

2. Highlight the "Q33 NY".

3. Change the font size to 48.

4. Change the font to "WINGDINGS".

Just Randomnessh

(Me and my #1 papi laughin' it up and jokin' about stupid shit. Enjoy!)

AnsemXSephiroth [8:44 AM]: o.o
AnsemXSephiroth [8:44 AM]: The IM closed
AnsemXSephiroth [8:44 AM]: ;-;
Kitteepaws90 [8:44 AM]: XDDDDDDDDDDD
AnsemXSephiroth [8:44 AM]: Along wiff my bl and the tabs
Kitteepaws90 [8:44 AM]: Ok, I said this:
Kitteepaws90 [8:44 AM]: *takes a dump in a bucket, like Tyrone* Ooo, I gotta go!!!

Kitteepaws90 [8:44 AM]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
AnsemXSephiroth [8:44 AM]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kitteepaws90 [8:44 AM]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
AnsemXSephiroth [8:44 AM]: Wtf
AnsemXSephiroth [8:44 AM]: Lmao
AnsemXSephiroth [8:44 AM]: Wow
Kitteepaws90 [8:44 AM]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
AnsemXSephiroth [8:45 AM]: ~throws doodoo on some lady shirt~
Kitteepaws90 [8:45 AM]: LMFAO!!!!!!!!
AnsemXSephiroth [8:45 AM]: xDDDDDDDDDDD
Kitteepaws90 [8:45 AM]: I HOPE YOU WEARIN' GLOVES!!
Kitteepaws90 [8:45 AM]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
AnsemXSephiroth [8:45 AM]: ~Grabbed the bucket~
AnsemXSephiroth [8:45 AM]: o.o
AnsemXSephiroth [8:45 AM]: xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kitteepaws90 [8:45 AM]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
AnsemXSephiroth [8:45 AM]: Wow

Kitteepaws90 [8:55 AM]: Brb, gonna get a chocolate muffin.
Kitteepaws90 [8:55 AM]: =]
AnsemXSephiroth [8:55 AM]: Wtf
AnsemXSephiroth [8:55 AM]: wow
Kitteepaws90 [8:56 AM]: XDDDDDDDDDD
AnsemXSephiroth [8:57 AM]: o.o
Kitteepaws90 [8:57 AM]: *couldn't sneak it*
AnsemXSephiroth [8:57 AM]: What do you think about uncut guys?
Kitteepaws90 [8:57 AM]: Shit!
Kitteepaws90 [8:57 AM]: H/o
AnsemXSephiroth [8:57 AM]: k
AnsemXSephiroth [9:00 AM]: ok well i'll brb
AnsemXSephiroth [9:02 AM]: ok
Kitteepaws90 [9:02 AM]: *sneaked a chocolate/chocolate chip muffin*
AnsemXSephiroth [9:02 AM]: o.o
AnsemXSephiroth [9:02 AM]: ~Snitches~
AnsemXSephiroth [9:02 AM]: O:-)
Kitteepaws90 [9:02 AM]: *grandma's gonna blame little cousin cuz the bish deserves it*
Kitteepaws90 [9:02 AM]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
AnsemXSephiroth [9:02 AM]: xDDDDDDDDDDDD
AnsemXSephiroth [9:02 AM]: wow
Kitteepaws90 [9:02 AM]: She lied to grandma more than once since she's been here anyways.
Kitteepaws90 [9:02 AM]: XDDD
Kitteepaws90 [9:03 AM]: I'm evil.
AnsemXSephiroth [9:03 AM]: mmm
Kitteepaws90 [9:03 AM]: Me don't kyare.
Kitteepaws90 [9:03 AM]: XDDDDDDDDDDD
Kitteepaws90 [9:03 AM]: *can't stand her fuckin' ass*

AnsemXSephiroth [9:03 AM]: o.o
AnsemXSephiroth [9:03 AM]: I miss Johnny Boy
AnsemXSephiroth [9:03 AM]: ;-;
Kitteepaws90 [9:03 AM]: *can't stand kids period*
Kitteepaws90 [9:03 AM]: XDDDDDD
Kitteepaws90 [9:03 AM]: ?
AnsemXSephiroth [9:03 AM]: ~Can't either~
AnsemXSephiroth [9:03 AM]: Kyar
Kitteepaws90 [9:03 AM]: Oh....
Kitteepaws90 [9:03 AM]: What ever happened to him? And that sn?
AnsemXSephiroth [9:04 AM]: He gave up AIM for MySpace, MSN, and Yahoo
AnsemXSephiroth [9:04 AM]: lol
AnsemXSephiroth [9:04 AM]: ~Has all 4~
Kitteepaws90 [9:04 AM]: How tf you do dat?
AnsemXSephiroth [9:04 AM]: =]
Kitteepaws90 [9:04 AM]: O_o
Kitteepaws90 [9:04 AM]: Th....?
AnsemXSephiroth [9:04 AM]: Do what?
Kitteepaws90 [9:04 AM]: *eats some of the muffin*
Kitteepaws90 [9:05 AM]: Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.....
AnsemXSephiroth [9:05 AM]: -_-
Kitteepaws90 [9:05 AM]: *eyes roll in rl, cuz it's so fuggin good*
Kitteepaws90 [9:05 AM]: And it's a big mussin, too!
AnsemXSephiroth [9:05 AM]: Fatty chub tub
Kitteepaws90 [9:05 AM]: *muffin
Kitteepaws90 [9:05 AM]: XD
Kitteepaws90 [9:05 AM]: Meh know.
AnsemXSephiroth [9:05 AM]: mussin
AnsemXSephiroth [9:05 AM]: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kitteepaws90 [9:05 AM]: *shakes her belleh lak a bowl fullah jelleh*
Kitteepaws90 [9:05 AM]: XDDDDDDDDD
AnsemXSephiroth [9:05 AM]: Me ish too
AnsemXSephiroth [9:05 AM]: ~Pokes gut~
Kitteepaws90 [9:05 AM]: LMFAO
AnsemXSephiroth [9:05 AM]: =]
AnsemXSephiroth [9:05 AM]: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kitteepaws90 [9:06 AM]: When I get to the middle of these muffins, the shits are literally too big for my mouth.

Kitteepaws90 [9:06 AM]: (says something about John. Oh, and John's mah bf ^^!)*
Kitteepaws90 [9:06 AM]: <<;;;;;;;;;;;;
Kitteepaws90 [9:06 AM]: /).(
AnsemXSephiroth [9:06 AM]: -_-

AnsemXSephiroth [9:07 AM]: xDDDDDD
Kitteepaws90 [9:08 AM]: ..........
Kitteepaws90 [9:08 AM]: *misses his body*
Kitteepaws90 [9:08 AM]: ..............
AnsemXSephiroth [9:08 AM]: o.o
AnsemXSephiroth [9:08 AM]: (says my nickname, not you BIDNISS!)

AnsemXSephiroth [9:08 AM]: ><
Kitteepaws90 [9:08 AM]: .....?
AnsemXSephiroth [9:08 AM]: ~Thinks about everything talked about and is picturing a fine ass body~ So hush!
Kitteepaws90 [9:08 AM]: XDDDDD
Kitteepaws90 [9:08 AM]: Tis ok.
Kitteepaws90 [9:09 AM]: I wish I could send a pic.
AnsemXSephiroth [9:09 AM]: o.o
Kitteepaws90 [9:09 AM]: I had taken one of him laying on my bed with his shirt off.
Kitteepaws90 [9:09 AM]: But it's on his cell.
Kitteepaws90 [9:09 AM]: -___-
AnsemXSephiroth [9:09 AM]: o.o;;;
Kitteepaws90 [9:09 AM]: It was FRUGGIN SHEXSHAY!!!!!!!!!
Kitteepaws90 [9:09 AM]: ><
AnsemXSephiroth [9:10 AM]: ~Has pic of Graham shirtless on his pc~
AnsemXSephiroth [9:10 AM]: >>
Kitteepaws90 [9:10 AM]: *takes another bite, filling the void*
Kitteepaws90 [9:10 AM]: XDDDDDD
Kitteepaws90 [9:10 AM]: Meh want chu shee!!!
Kitteepaws90 [9:10 AM]: ><
AnsemXSephiroth [9:10 AM]: Me n him dun talk!
AnsemXSephiroth [9:10 AM]: He calls every day but i no answer
AnsemXSephiroth [9:10 AM]: >>
Kitteepaws90 [9:10 AM]: I know...
Kitteepaws90 [9:10 AM]: You told me.
Kitteepaws90 [9:10 AM]: ;-;
Kitteepaws90 [9:10 AM]: I forgot why...
Kitteepaws90 [9:10 AM]: <<
AnsemXSephiroth [9:10 AM]: I think he cheated
AnsemXSephiroth [9:10 AM]: o.o
Kitteepaws90 [9:11 AM]: You think? -__-;
AnsemXSephiroth [9:11 AM]: Yup
AnsemXSephiroth [9:11 AM]: =]
Kitteepaws90 [9:11 AM]: Or you know?
AnsemXSephiroth [9:11 AM]: Kinda both
AnsemXSephiroth [9:11 AM]: Cause him and this guy used to be all on each other n shit
Kitteepaws90 [9:11 AM]: Hmmm...
Kitteepaws90 [9:11 AM]: THAT BISH.
Kitteepaws90 [9:11 AM]: BISH ASH HO!
AnsemXSephiroth [9:11 AM]: lol
Kitteepaws90 [9:11 AM]: >/
AnsemXSephiroth [9:11 AM]: xDDDDDDDDDD
Kitteepaws90 [9:11 AM]: Fuggin jiggaho!
AnsemXSephiroth [9:12 AM]: Oh well
AnsemXSephiroth [9:12 AM]: Wtf
AnsemXSephiroth [9:12 AM]: o.o
Kitteepaws90 [9:12 AM]: *shoots a nail in his head like that fireman from Date Movie*
Kitteepaws90 [9:12 AM]: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AnsemXSephiroth [9:12 AM]: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Funny Ass Tekken

(a funny story my friend told me. enjoy!)

Whlte Shadow [3:05 AM]: what tekken characters do you not like?
Kitteepaws90 [3:06 AM]: Huh....?
Kitteepaws90 [3:06 AM]: Heihachi Mishima.
Kitteepaws90 [3:06 AM]: >/
Kitteepaws90 [3:06 AM]: <<*
Kitteepaws90 [3:06 AM]: And...
Kitteepaws90 [3:06 AM]: That weird doctor dude that fights laying down...
Kitteepaws90 [3:06 AM]: And...
Kitteepaws90 [3:06 AM]: That's kind of it...
Kitteepaws90 [3:06 AM]: XD
Whlte Shadow [3:06 AM]: you mean Doctor Boskonovitch?
Kitteepaws90 [3:06 AM]: Yeah!
Whlte Shadow [3:07 AM]: and Heihachi was the main char of Tekken 2 and if it werent for him, there were would be no tekken 3
Kitteepaws90 [3:07 AM]: I KNOW THAT.
Kitteepaws90 [3:07 AM]: How dumb do ya have to be, as a fan, to not know that?
Kitteepaws90 [3:07 AM]: lmao
Whlte Shadow [3:08 AM]: I am not a fan I just know my stuff.
Whlte Shadow [3:08 AM]: hey
Whlte Shadow [3:08 AM]: do you remember Gon?
Kitteepaws90 [3:08 AM]: Well, I'm a fan. And yes.
Kitteepaws90 [3:08 AM]: It's hard to forget a fart technique.
Kitteepaws90 [3:08 AM]: XDDDDD
Whlte Shadow [3:08 AM]: Gon was originally from a manga of the same name
Kitteepaws90 [3:08 AM]: I know that also. -_-*
Kitteepaws90 [3:09 AM]: *has a book about all types of manga since the 80s*
Kitteepaws90 [3:09 AM]: <<*
Whlte Shadow [3:09 AM]: then you also know that the manga was not even a actual comic? just a bunch of pictures with no words
Kitteepaws90 [3:09 AM]: Hmm...
Kitteepaws90 [3:10 AM]: Didn't know that.
Kitteepaws90 [3:10 AM]: Funny.
Kitteepaws90 [3:10 AM]: Pointless much?
Kitteepaws90 [3:10 AM]: lmao
Whlte Shadow [3:10 AM]: I remember this from a old Tekken fanfic...
Kitteepaws90 [3:10 AM]: ?
Whlte Shadow [3:11 AM]: "Lei: look, those two dinosaurs are fighting. and it seems the smaller one is beating the bigger one!"
Kitteepaws90 [3:11 AM]: lol
Whlte Shadow [3:11 AM]: "Bryan: I got my money on Alex. Gon's comics sucked. just a bunch of pictures with no words"
Kitteepaws90 [3:11 AM]: LMFAO!!!
Whlte Shadow [3:11 AM]: "Alex: Kills Gon"

Whlte Shadow [3:12 AM]: and more
Whlte Shadow [3:13 AM]: "Doctor Boskonovitch: Behold! My most amazing creation. Gon! BORN FROM THE DNA OF......some dinosaur, but behold of its amazing ability to BOX!"
Kitteepaws90 [3:13 AM]: LMFAO
Whlte Shadow [3:14 AM]: "Gon, who was supposed to have died a few chapters back, but didn't due to a lack of plot continuity appears again"
Kitteepaws90 [3:15 AM]: LMFAO
Kitteepaws90 [3:15 AM]: That is TOO funny.
Whlte Shadow [3:15 AM]: "Lei: I got this all covered
Whlte Shadow [3:15 AM]: "Gon: -raises fists-
Whlte Shadow [3:16 AM]: Lei: -raises fists-
Kitteepaws90 [3:16 AM]: lol
Whlte Shadow [3:16 AM]: Bryan: -is about to say something, but decides against it-
Whlte Shadow [3:16 AM]: Lei- goes into Tiger Stance-
Whlte Shadow [3:16 AM]: Gon- bounces up and down-
Kitteepaws90 [3:16 AM]: lmao
Whlte Shadow [3:16 AM]: Doctor Boskonovitch- cheers-
Whlte Shadow [3:16 AM]: Bryan:......
Whlte Shadow [3:17 AM]: Bryan: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ASSHOLES DOING?
Whlte Shadow [3:17 AM]: Bryan: -Kills Gon-
Whlte Shadow [3:17 AM]: Bryan: there, was that so hard?
Kitteepaws90 [3:17 AM]: lol
Whlte Shadow [3:18 AM]: and there was even a part where Lei and Bryan were locked up in a room and lots of flashbacks were occuring
Kitteepaws90 [3:19 AM]: Wtf...?

Fuggin' Crackheads...

(a funny convo with me and my friend again. bashing crackheads. and joking about game prices. <3)

Inoushi sama [11:27 AM]: Rachel is only good in the 3D Inuyasha
Kitteepaws90 [11:28 AM]:

Inoushi sama [11:28 AM]: wich to me sucks ass
Kitteepaws90 [11:28 AM]: Oh wowww.
Kitteepaws90 [11:28 AM]: I KNOW RIGHT?!
Kitteepaws90 [11:28 AM]: All that damn talkin' 'n' shit.
Inoushi sama [11:28 AM]: U can't even crouch
Kitteepaws90 [11:28 AM]: LMFAO

Inoushi sama [11:28 AM]: I beat that whole game in 2 hours
Inoushi sama [11:28 AM]: no challenge
Kitteepaws90 [11:28 AM]: I almost fell asleep watching.
Inoushi sama [11:28 AM]: me too
Kitteepaws90 [11:28 AM]: But the art was cute though.
Inoushi sama [11:28 AM]: bought it the day it came out
Kitteepaws90 [11:28 AM]: Chibis...
Inoushi sama [11:28 AM]: oh wait thats the rpg
Inoushi sama [11:29 AM]: I'm talking about the fightrt
Kitteepaws90 [11:29 AM]: Naraku looked like a little bebe.
Inoushi sama [11:29 AM]: *fighter
Kitteepaws90 [11:29 AM]: Oh, that game.
Kitteepaws90 [11:29 AM]: Yeah, I heard it sucked ass.
Kitteepaws90 [11:29 AM]: LMFAO
Inoushi sama [11:29 AM]: it did
Inoushi sama [11:29 AM]: I told rachel not to buy it
Kitteepaws90 [11:29 AM]: The other fighting game was hott though.
Kitteepaws90 [11:29 AM]: And she got it anyways?
Inoushi sama [11:29 AM]: and like a fool she did
Inoushi sama [11:29 AM]: I know

Inoushi sama [11:30 AM]: and she calls it a good game
Kitteepaws90 [11:30 AM]: Damn...
Inoushi sama [11:30 AM]: The first one
Kitteepaws90 [11:30 AM]: Her head is harder than concrete.
Inoushi sama [11:30 AM]: costs almost 100 dollars now
Kitteepaws90 [11:30 AM]: WOW...
Kitteepaws90 [11:30 AM]: For a shitty ass game, too.
Inoushi sama [11:30 AM]: Its super rare
Kitteepaws90 [11:30 AM]: Bullshitting me!!!
Kitteepaws90 [11:30 AM]: lmao
Kitteepaws90 [11:30 AM]: And super SUCKY.
Kitteepaws90 [11:30 AM]: LMAO
Inoushi sama [11:30 AM]: Hey the first one aint so bad
Kitteepaws90 [11:30 AM]: I know.
Kitteepaws90 [11:31 AM]: That one I fell in love with.
Kitteepaws90 [11:31 AM]: ^^!
Kitteepaws90 [11:31 AM]: It was funny as hell.
Inoushi sama [11:31 AM]: thats the expensive one
Inoushi sama [11:31 AM]: not those other ones
Inoushi sama [11:31 AM]: they are like 10 bucks now
Kitteepaws90 [11:31 AM]: Yup.
Kitteepaws90 [11:31 AM]: Off a crackhead.
Kitteepaws90 [11:31 AM]: LMFAO
Kitteepaws90 [11:31 AM]: Probably.
Inoushi sama [11:32 AM]: My dad once got 5 good condition games off a crackhead for 20 bucks
Inoushi sama [11:32 AM]: not in the store
Kitteepaws90 [11:32 AM]: ROTFFLMFAO!!!
Kitteepaws90 [11:32 AM]: *is dying laughing in rl*
Kitteepaws90 [11:32 AM]: Yo, they'll sell anything for small cash, man.
Kitteepaws90 [11:32 AM]: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inoushi sama [11:32 AM]: I know
Inoushi sama [11:33 AM]: who knew someone would give up ps2 games for crack
Inoushi sama [11:33 AM]: dumbass
Kitteepaws90 [11:33 AM]: Bootleg movies, rpgs, corney ass Beacon Theatre plays...
Kitteepaws90 [11:33 AM]: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
Inoushi sama [11:33 AM]: now they don't have anything to help them cope with the withdrawls

Inoushi sama [11:33 AM]: I make bootlegs
Inoushi sama [11:33 AM]: But keep forgetting to sell them
Kitteepaws90 [11:33 AM]: lmao
Kitteepaws90 [11:33 AM]: Oh wow.
Inoushi sama [11:34 AM]: I once saw someone give the same thing I bootlegged for 25 bucks
Inoushi sama [11:34 AM]: I need to start doing that
Kitteepaws90 [11:34 AM]: Them crackheads... oh god... that's just funny on SO many levels.

Gullible

(Just something I pulled on my friend) Prank started at 06:52 PM on 12 Jul 2006.

twoPERCENTs559(6:42:25): hey (says my freind's real name) whats up
Inoushi sama(6:42:48): huh?
twoPERCENTs559(6:42:59): nvm lol
Inoushi sama(6:43:14): ok who r u?
twoPERCENTs559(6:43:24): crystal 17/female/new york
Inoushi sama(6:44:08): I'm confused
twoPERCENTs559(6:44:23): being confused is what makes life interesting
Inoushi sama(6:44:38): I know
twoPERCENTs559(6:44:51): alright
Inoushi sama(6:45:02): how do u know me?
twoPERCENTs559(6:45:17): i'll probably never know lol
Inoushi sama(6:46:05): This is extremely random
twoPERCENTs559(6:46:19): hello? ugh aol keeps freezing on me
Inoushi sama(6:46:26): yeah
twoPERCENTs559(6:46:41): ok
Inoushi sama(6:47:17): Do u know someone I know?
twoPERCENTs559(6:47:27): u were no my buddy list for some reason a/s/l?
twoPERCENTs559(6:47:35): :-p
Inoushi sama(6:47:38): thats odd
Inoushi sama(6:47:42): all well
twoPERCENTs559(6:47:52): u think that I am weird?
Inoushi sama(6:47:59): no
twoPERCENTs559(6:48:10): thats too bad
Inoushi sama(6:48:40): why?
twoPERCENTs559(6:48:52): do u think so?
Inoushi sama(6:49:10): no i find no reason to think your weird
twoPERCENTs559(6:49:18): Ok
twoPERCENTs559(6:50:31): hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit
Inoushi sama(6:50:57): about what?
twoPERCENTs559(6:51:11): are you any good with computers? I am pretty illiterate when it comse to computers, haha
Inoushi sama(6:51:19): I'm ok with them
twoPERCENTs559(6:51:34): that's good
Inoushi sama(6:52:20): why?
twoPERCENTs559: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting

Humans Suck

(A funny convo by me and my friend again. Human bashing this time, folks. Enjoy! COMMENT OR YOU DIE.)

Kitteepaws90 [1:25 AM]: Cool. I had an extremely evil thought today. Wanna hear it?
Inoushi sama [1:26 AM]: ok..
Kitteepaws90 [1:26 AM]: Ok, remember that letter I e-mailed you about the guy who betrayed me?
Inoushi sama [1:26 AM]: yeah
Kitteepaws90 [1:26 AM]: I thought "Hmm... it would be real funny if he actually died."
Kitteepaws90 [1:26 AM]: PURE EVIL.
Kitteepaws90 [1:26 AM]: lmao
Inoushi sama [1:26 AM]: lol
Kitteepaws90 [1:27 AM]: But I wasn't myself at the moment so...
Inoushi sama [1:27 AM]: who the f cares
Kitteepaws90 [1:27 AM]: That dark side of me comes out every once and again.
Inoushi sama [1:27 AM]: ur entitled to evil thoughts
Kitteepaws90 [1:27 AM]: *shrug*
Inoushi sama [1:27 AM]: it's what makes u human
Kitteepaws90 [1:27 AM]: True.
Inoushi sama [1:28 AM]: human are naturally nasty creatures with evil ass minds
Inoushi sama [1:28 AM]: lol
Kitteepaws90 [1:28 AM]: EXACTLY.
Kitteepaws90 [1:28 AM]: That's what I keep telling people.
Inoushi sama [1:28 AM]: to me I think humans are the most nasty creatures
Inoushi sama [1:28 AM]: in almost every aspect
Kitteepaws90 [1:28 AM]: OMG!! Damn, we're on the same wavelength most of the time. You notice that?
Inoushi sama [1:28 AM]: lol
Kitteepaws90 [1:28 AM]: Cuz I think the same exact things!
Kitteepaws90 [1:29 AM]: *sniff*
Inoushi sama [1:29 AM]: for example I think humans are the dirtiest
Kitteepaws90 [1:29 AM]: *HUG*
Kitteepaws90 [1:29 AM]: ><
Inoushi sama [1:29 AM]: lol
Kitteepaws90 [1:29 AM]: ^^!
Inoushi sama [1:29 AM]: well what other animal takes a shit and need to wipe their ass
Inoushi sama [1:29 AM]: (monkeys don't count)
Kitteepaws90 [1:29 AM]: xDDD
Inoushi sama [1:29 AM]: LMAO
Kitteepaws90 [1:29 AM]: LMAO
Inoushi sama [1:30 AM]: what other creature has fuckin large ass slimey boogers
Kitteepaws90 [1:30 AM]: WTF?
Inoushi sama [1:30 AM]: lol
Kitteepaws90 [1:30 AM]: Ok, where is the point here?
Kitteepaws90 [1:30 AM]: <<
Kitteepaws90 [1:30 AM]: >>
Inoushi sama [1:30 AM]: humans are gross
Kitteepaws90 [1:30 AM]: I know.
Inoushi sama [1:30 AM]: in almost every aspect
Inoushi sama [1:30 AM]: I mean
Kitteepaws90 [1:31 AM]: Yuppity yup.
Inoushi sama [1:31 AM]: we call our selves the smartest
Inoushi sama [1:31 AM]: but we are the dumbest
Inoushi sama [1:31 AM]: I mean what other creature is dumb enought to destroy their own planet?
Kitteepaws90 [1:31 AM]: Yeah, the dolphins are more fuckin' evolved than we are, mentally.
Kitteepaws90 [1:31 AM]: I know right?!
Inoushi sama [1:32 AM]: every thing is
Inoushi sama [1:32 AM]: we can't figure things out without a system
Inoushi sama [1:32 AM]: they just know
Kitteepaws90 [1:32 AM]: Yup.
Kitteepaws90 [1:32 AM]: I so agree with you.
Inoushi sama [1:33 AM]: besides I dislike most domestic animals(humans are the most domestic)
Kitteepaws90 [1:33 AM]: Yup.
Inoushi sama [1:33 AM]: so humans suck
Inoushi sama [1:33 AM]: wish I wasn't one
Kitteepaws90 [1:33 AM]: HELLS yeah.
Inoushi sama [1:33 AM]: I really do
Kitteepaws90 [1:33 AM]: I want to be a cat.
Kitteepaws90 [1:33 AM]: LMAO
Kitteepaws90 [1:33 AM]: Or a panther.
Inoushi sama [1:33 AM]: lol
Kitteepaws90 [1:33 AM]: BLACK panther.
Kitteepaws90 [1:33 AM]: *shexhsay* Raaawr.

WTF? Creepy Perve Dude

Yeah, this was some random guy IMing me and I thought he was a Buddy of mine because their sns were similar. It was scary at first but as I look back on it, I laugh at what I said to him. Oh, by the way, my friend pranked him for me and I reported his ass. xDDDD

LOWRIDER8266 [7:38 PM]: hiiiii
Kitteepaws90 [7:38 PM]: Who is this again...?
LOWRIDER8266 [7:38 PM]: mike
LOWRIDER8266 [7:38 PM]: and u
Kitteepaws90 [7:38 PM]: Mike.... sounds familiar...
Kitteepaws90 [7:38 PM]: Do I know you? Or at least - have I IMed you before?
LOWRIDER8266 [7:39 PM]: send me a photo ok?
Kitteepaws90 [7:40 PM]: Exscuse me?
Kitteepaws90 [7:40 PM]: What do you mean "photo?"
LOWRIDER8266 [7:40 PM]: send me a photo of u
Kitteepaws90 [7:40 PM]: Oh god, you're not one of those petiphilistic old guys are you?
LOWRIDER8266 [7:41 PM]: no
LOWRIDER8266 [7:41 PM]: lol
Kitteepaws90 [7:41 PM]: Cuz if you are I'ma report your disgusting ass. I've seen Dateline.
Kitteepaws90 [7:41 PM]: Yeah RIGHT.
LOWRIDER8266 [7:41 PM]: no
LOWRIDER8266 [7:41 PM]: please send me a photo
Kitteepaws90 [7:41 PM]: And proof of that is where?
LOWRIDER8266 [7:41 PM]: id love to see you
Kitteepaws90 [7:42 PM]: Ok, I'm callin' the cops you pervert.
LOWRIDER8266 [7:42 PM]: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
LOWRIDER8266 [7:42 PM]: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
LOWRIDER8266 [7:42 PM]: lol
LOWRIDER8266 [7:42 PM]: how old are u
Kitteepaws90 [7:43 PM]: None of your fucking business!

Death Mail (E-mail)

This is something I sent to a "friend" of mine who just turned the tables on me. Oh don't worry, it's not truthful, I just like scaring the fuck outta people. Enjoy! OH, AND COMMENT, MOFUCKKAS!!! >/

You two-faced bastard. I hope you get E.D. and fucking die while taking your best piss. Thanks for turning your back on me. P.S. This letter was cursed by a friend of mine. Don't expect to live in 7 days. Toodles!